6.2.07

Morning Commutes

Some people enjoy Opie and Eliot on XM radio, some people enjoy Stern. Others still prefer Eliot in the Morning on DC 101. I, however, enjoy the likes of Bob and the Showgram on G105 in the mornings. They broadcast out of Raleigh and are SO much better than Eliot in the morning. On my short 6 minute commute to work i laugh at the hilarity that is this crazy program. They're on from 5am to 10am every weekday, with highlights being reaired Saturday mornings. They do crazy stuff ALL the time.


Today was Bob's 40th birthday and they had money to give away and all of these weird surprises. The theme was a "white trash birthday." It was spectacular! To coincide with the themed birthday show they thought it would be a good idea to give him a little piglet. Yes, they had a live piglet in the studio. He opened a box on air and out came this squealing little porker. The funniest part wasn't his squealing, it was the fact that he had fleas. Commentated on air was "I can feel them crawling on my arm!" "Ooh, yeah, I see one on your leg." "I washed him like three times!" (This last one was Kentucky Kristen). To make light of the situation, because lets face it that's what you do when given a pig, he names the little guy Flea Biscuit. His real name is Bubba Earnhardt Dumas. Though I personally think Flea Biscuit better. I haven't laughed so hard in the morning for a while. It was the best moment of the day.

This was the best way to start the morning.

3 comments:

Jersey said...

heyy i listen to DC 101!

Brian Gurley, M.S.M. said...

Your definitely need to name your first child Bubba Earnhardt Dumas.

Or I'm not playing at your wedding.

If you've talked to Konzen, that is.

Okay, just kidding.

greensing said...

when we're neighbors and have play dates and such, can we have our children do all of our housework and cook for us so that we can just lounge around with our cabana boys (aka hubbies?) i don't think that's illegal yet.