We meet again...

Well hello old friend...it's been a long time.

I will get to bigger and better things, but first a moment for (thank you Will Arnett):

An Open Apology To Mother Earth

I admit I have not been recycling
In fact I have been openly encouraging people to be wasteful
I often go to other people’s recycling bins
And throw them into the regular trash

I own thirty stretch limousine hummers
And I keep them all running even when I am sleeping
I always dump my unused paint
Directly into the ocean

But I am truly sorry, because

Earth you’re a wonderful wonderful planet
Earth you’re a wonderful wonderful planet
Earth you’re a wonderful wonderful planet
I’m gonna be a better boyfriend to you.